About

This absurd solo clown show takes crossing the road to the next level, with the use of health and safety compliant stunts, substance abuse above the legal limit and quick wit... but not too quick, there's children crossing!

Presented and performed by Ross Corbett, in association with EMERGE.

Ticket Pricing Stages:

General- £8
Concession - £5

Tickets are released in stages, with prices increasing over time. Booking early offers the best value and helps secure your place. Tickets are not guaranteed to be available on-the-door. If events are sold out, you can join the waiting list to be notified of any cancellations.

STAGE 1 – Student First Look - Available 27th March - 5th April 2026
STAGE 2 – Public Early Access - Available from 6th April until 4th May 2026
STAGE 3 – Advanced booking - Available from 5th May 2026 until the show date
STAGE 4 – On the door - Available one-hour before show start time, in person only

Experience more incredible performances at SparkFest 2026—running from 4-30 May. Discover the full lineup at sparkfest.co.uk.

Plus, 50p from each ticket sold supports emerging creatives through NewSparks. Find out more at sparkfest.co.uk/newsparks.