About

If Sex Education, Derry Girls, and Fleabag had a feral, glitter-smeared offspring, it would be Purple Snowflakes and Titty Wanks.

This darkly comic solo show tracks Saoirse through Catholic repression, tangled desire, eating disorders, queerness, and grief.

Told in shards of memory and sharp confrontation, the piece lets stories crash into each other, punchlines falter, then hit harder. Shame slips in dressed as virtue. Control passes itself off as care. What emerges is a bold, funny, and unflinching portrait of a woman raised to comply and the moment she decides she won't anymore.
Written by Sarah Hanly

Ticket Pricing Stages:

General - £8
Concession - £5

Tickets are released in stages, with prices increasing over time. Booking early offers the best value and helps secure your place. Tickets are not guaranteed to be available on-the-door. If events are sold out, you can join the waiting list to be notified of any cancellations.

STAGE 1 – Student First Look - Available 27th March - 5th April 2026
STAGE 2 – Public Early Access - Available from 6th April until 4th May 2026
STAGE 3 – Advanced booking - Available from 5th May 2026 until the show date
STAGE 4 – On the door - Available one-hour before show start time, in person only

Experience more incredible performances at SparkFest 2026—running from 4-30 May. Discover the full lineup at sparkfest.co.uk.

Plus, 50p from each ticket sold supports emerging creatives through NewSparks. Find out more at sparkfest.co.uk/newsparks.