About

What sucks more than a vampire? Working. From graduate Hayden Betts comes a new one man sketch show.

Teething Problems follows the story of two men struggling with life and jobs.

Dermott Constantine is a medium with a not-so-secret power, he is a vampire. After failing at almost every turn, he has come to Bath to try and make a living. Francis Chumley was a foley artist but because of COVID had to retrain. To get his parents off his back, he's attempted a new career, ASMR streaming. Will they thrive or will they continue having Teething Problems?

Ticket Pricing Stages:

General - £8.00
Concession - £5.00

Tickets are released in stages, with prices increasing over time. Booking early offers the best value and helps secure your place. Tickets are not guaranteed to be available on-the-door. If events are sold out, you can join the waiting list to be notified of any cancellations.

Presented and performed Hayden Betts

STAGE 1 – Student First Look - Available 27th March - 5th April 2026
STAGE 2 – Public Early Access - Available from 6th April until 4th May 2026
STAGE 3 – Advanced booking - Available from 5th May 2026 until the show date
STAGE 4 – On the door - Available one-hour before show start time, in person only

Experience more incredible performances at SparkFest 2026—running from 4-30 May. Discover the full lineup at sparkfest.co.uk.

Plus, 50p from each ticket sold supports emerging creatives through NewSparks. Find out more at sparkfest.co.uk/newsparks.